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Saturday, December 22, 2018

Happy Holidays 2018




Here's our holiday update:

Daisy:  May be pregnant. If so, she’s due Christmas Day.  So far we haven’t visited the vet to confirm – we prefer to be surprised.

Lily:  Her greatest dream is doing a million cartwheels in a row.  Her worst dream is walking into a dark hallway or room alone. 

Sam:  Got a “flip” phone for his 13th birthday.  It’s lost now.  It’s amazing how quickly our kids have lost their flip phones over the years – I guess they've never been cool.  But since it plays into our "your'e not responsible enough to have a 'smart' phone" argument, I don't mind.

Zach:  California Dreamin’.  The grass is greener on the other side.  Can he get a ride with anyone?

Anna:  Sister of the Year recipient – gets her sister up; does her sister’s hair; helps her sister with breakfast; guards her sister in dark hallways and rooms.

Josh:  Last seen in Utah.  May be in France.  Missing for three months.  (Spent money he needed for a winter coat on a "Christmas" suit.)

Scottie:  Last seen in Utah.  May still be in Utah.  Missing for three months.

Jill:  Love/hate relationship with quiet house (kids at school) and chaotic house (any other time).  Favorite pretend movie of the year:  anything Hallmark.  Favorite actual movie of the year:  Instant Family.

Scott:  Still working on New Year’s resolutions set 20 years ago: (1) Regain that size 34 waist (by "regain" I actually don't actually mean "gain" weight); (2) Don't live sports' dreams thru kids; and (3) Less sarcasm.

We love you all!

the Browns